"Time to nut up or shut up."
I just got back from watching Zombieland.



HOLY FUCKING CRAP IT'S LIKE THEY CREATED A MOVIE BASED ON ALL OF MY PERSONAL NEEDS AND WANTS.

All four characters ended up being likable (I was actually worried about everyone except Columbus - who I was destined to like - but Tallahassee ended up being extremely likable (okay, everything he did made me lol, I'm not even exaggerating) and even Wichita and Little Rock made me laugh - they stole the guys' car twice. TWICE - and also, I really love Abigail Breslin, okay, I'm not even going to lie. That little girl is awesome.

Oh, oh, and I knew Columbus was going to shoot Bill Murray. GUYS REALLY. YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES, DO NOT TRY AND PULL A PRANK ON A GUY WITH A SHOTGUN HOLY CRAP. Although his death was hilarious and when Wichita laughed and said "It's still very sad though" or something like that, I died, I laughed so hard.

AND NO DOWNER ENDING. That was my main problem with Shaun of the Dead - at the third act, everything got serious and the funny left the building. Not so in Zombieland; it stayed ridiculous and campy and Tallahassee with the guns in that little gaming room thing and the silly shooting stances and Wichita and Little Rock getting on the Free Fall (or whatever that ride was) to get away from the Zombies and OMG COLUMBUS FACING OFF AGAINST THE ZOMBIE CLOWN and and-

TALLAHASSEE FINALLY GETTING THAT FUCKING TWINKIE OMG. HIS FAAAAAACE. :D

Guys. This movie brought me glee and happiness. Perma-happy!high, GO.



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